BREAKING: Montreal Canadiens Secretly Sign Sidney Crosby in Shocking Offseason Twist!
Montreal — In what is being described as the biggest hockey bombshell of the decade, multiple anonymous sources are reporting that Sidney Crosby has agreed to a silent deal with the Montreal Canadiens, set to be announced after the playoffs.
Crosby, a lifelong Penguins legend, was allegedly seen entering the Bell Centre late last night alongside Habs GM Kent Hughes and team owner Geoff Molson. “He said he wanted to come home. Quebec blood calls,” one insider claimed.
The reported deal? 3 years, $21 million, with Crosby taking a leadership/mentorship role as the Canadiens look to fast-track their rebuild.
NHL fans are going absolutely wild. Penguins fans are in denial. Canadiens fans? Already planning the parade.
More updates soon as this story explodes across the hockey world…